THE TOP ELEVEN REASON DALLAS JESUIT WON'T WIN STATE THIS YEAR

# 11 Didn't the Jesuit keeper quit his Dallas Texans club team? You don't cross HN.

# 10 At regionals, the refs may only disallow one goal for the other team.

# 9 Jesuit has never won their region.

# 8 Don't all the good athletes at Jesuit play lacrosse or some other obscure sport?

# 7 Any team that doesn't play by all the same rules as everyone else has bad karma.

# 6 Jesuit's best offensive player is a defender in club? Huh?

# 5 The Mexican Mafia won't let an El Paso team lose.

# 4 Jesuit didn't pay their Obamacare premiums.

# 3 The Catholic church doesn't own the UIL! Or do they?

# 2 An all pricks, no chicks school is an quaint, outdated concept.

# 1 Southlake Carroll and AK.

Anybody else got any other one liners?


But seriously, folks. If SL Carroll doesn't beat the Big J, Jesuit will when state. Jesuit has a seriouly good team and luck appears to be on their side. It takes both skill and luck to win a state title. We will soon see what team the wheel of fortune smiles on this year. Good luck to everybody in the sweet sixteen!!

Okay, less than 24 hours, and I'm going to post. I know this was in fun, just some thoughts.
#9 - Jesuit won Region II when they went to state in 2006.
#7 - Any irony citing Karma as a reason a Christian school won't win?
#5 - I am hearing that Bel Air is very good. If they win and Jesuit wins, could be a good final. The Bel Air kids haven't played 5 games already this week.
#1 - Since it's cited on another thread, I don't feel like it's breaking news. AK is in Europe. SLC certainly knows what to expect from Jesuit, though. They've got film from the last two games Jesuit has played. They also have another forward who carried a lot of weight this year and is probably the fastest attacking player in 6-5A.

#8 = rugby or water polo. maybe golf?