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    00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

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    D1#10

    Posts: 19
    Join date: 2010-08-30

    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  D1#10 on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:02 pm

    it was made for the Texans friendlies members because we don't want to hear about the great Dallas Texans division 1 classic team and how we only playing for 2 place in labor day tournament . jocolor

    Ed

    Posts: 59
    Join date: 2009-06-23

    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  Ed on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:09 pm

    soccer23 wrote:
    mcc78 wrote:Ok ok soccer23 you win, I am not going to get into a pissing contest with a dimwit who cant take a joke, gosh relax its labor day weekend scratch


    Look moron, just because you haven't been paying attention to the board, can't read and can't figure out that this thread itself was in fact the real joke, don't blame me. Have fun at your "friendlies" tomorrow.


    you sure seem upset for having just played a "joke". Isn't a joke supposed to be funny?

    AllDay12

    Posts: 16
    Join date: 2010-01-27

    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  AllDay12 on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:18 pm

    The German wrote:My son isn't playing in any tournament this weekend. Which thread do I use, I'm confused.


    probably this one sense your still such a Texans homer!

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    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  Guest on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:23 pm

    soccer23 your such a douche, listen you clown, i have been joking with you this whole time because this whole Texans are above everyone else chaos has gotten under your skin, my son does not and will never play for the Texans, so let it go and go take your meds you f-ing nutjob cheers

    soccer23

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    Join date: 2010-08-09

    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  soccer23 on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:34 pm

    Ed wrote:
    soccer23 wrote:
    mcc78 wrote:Ok ok soccer23 you win, I am not going to get into a pissing contest with a dimwit who cant take a joke, gosh relax its labor day weekend scratch


    Look moron, just because you haven't been paying attention to the board, can't read and can't figure out that this thread itself was in fact the real joke, don't blame me. Have fun at your "friendlies" tomorrow.


    you sure seem upset for having just played a "joke". Isn't a joke supposed to be funny?


    Hard to play a joke on people that are just too stupid to get the joke. You end up having to explain too much and it loses the humor. It's kinda like trying to explain to your cat why he can't catch the flashlight beam on the floor. It's a pointless exercise, tiring and not funny anymore.

    Ed

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    Join date: 2009-06-23

    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  Ed on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:38 pm

    soccer23 wrote:
    Ed wrote:
    soccer23 wrote:
    mcc78 wrote:Ok ok soccer23 you win, I am not going to get into a pissing contest with a dimwit who cant take a joke, gosh relax its labor day weekend scratch


    Look moron, just because you haven't been paying attention to the board, can't read and can't figure out that this thread itself was in fact the real joke, don't blame me. Have fun at your "friendlies" tomorrow.


    you sure seem upset for having just played a "joke". Isn't a joke supposed to be funny?


    Hard to play a joke on people that are just too stupid to get the joke. You end up having to explain too much and it loses the humor. It's kinda like trying to explain to your cat why he can't catch the flashlight beam on the floor. It's a pointless exercise, tiring and not funny anymore.



    or it was just a stupid "joke" and people turned the joke back on you and you are too stupid too see it..

    soccer23

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    Join date: 2010-08-09

    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  soccer23 on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:40 pm

    mcc78 wrote:soccer23 your such a douche, listen you clown, i have been joking with you this whole time because this whole Texans are above everyone else chaos has gotten under your skin, my son does not and will never play for the Texans, so let it go and go take your meds you f-ing nutjob cheers


    See what I mean Ed. Stupid people use profanity to try to make their point because they think it emphasizes what they are saying. They are too stupid to realize it does the opposite. They use words like "douche," "clown," and "f-ing nutjob." It's a classic sign of low IQ and poor education.

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    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  Guest on Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:13 pm

    See what I mean Ed! Crying or Very sad I resent that doucher23 I have a very good job with the city of Garland at the landfill, and for your information I finished the 7th grade lol! Just because you maybe have a higher IQ than everyone on here doesnt make you any better, thats just a classic sign of someone who has no life and has had their ass handed to them their whole life

    Middie 07

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    Join date: 2010-07-19

    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  Middie 07 on Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:35 pm

    Tomorrow in the early AM I plan to be a little outside Dallas watching some friendly Texans on the field. I expect this little group to be a bit trigger happy given that the quarry they are pursuing on that field is not of a similar quality to that found on some other area fields. Because I don't have a dog in the hunt they probably won't want to talk to me. I also don't have a hunting license this year. Does anyone know how long before sunrise they can begin dove hunting? Am I on the right forum?

    soccer23

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    Join date: 2010-08-09

    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  soccer23 on Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:45 am

    Middie 07 wrote:Tomorrow in the early AM I plan to be a little outside Dallas watching some friendly Texans on the field. I expect this little group to be a bit trigger happy given that the quarry they are pursuing on that field is not of a similar quality to that found on some other area fields. Because I don't have a dog in the hunt they probably won't want to talk to me. I also don't have a hunting license this year. Does anyone know how long before sunrise they can begin dove hunting? Am I on the right forum?


    Shooting time is 30 min. before sunrise. Sunrise tomorrow in Dallas is 7:03 am. Shoot 'em at 6:33 am if you can see. Hope you knock 'em dead, literally. Bag limit 15. You should be back to the house by 9:00 am.

    turf-a-lot

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    Join date: 2009-09-05

    Re: 00 Dallas Texans "Friendlies"

    Post  turf-a-lot on Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:05 am

    Buddy tells his friend that he and his new bird dog can basically talk to each other. Freinds says, "right, prove it." So Buddy points to some bushes and his dog runs over, sniffs around, then returns and barks six times. Buddy says, "there are six birds in those bushes." "Prove it", says his friend. Buddy takes a shot in the air and sure enough, six birds come flying out.

    "That's great", says the friend, "can I try that?" Sure says Buddy, so the friend points to some bushes and off goes the dog. This time the dog is gone for awhile.

    When he finally returns, he runs up to Buddy's friend and starts humping his leg. "Get this crazy, fag dog off me." The dog stops and picks up a stick in his mouth and starts the shake it back and forth. "You've got one crazy dog Buddy. You and that dog can't talk." Sure we can. He's telling me that there are more F'n birds in there than you could shake a stick at!

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