DTS=DRIBBLE, DRIBBLE, MEXICAN HAT DANCE, DRIBBLE, LOSE THE BALL, FOUL, DRIBBLE, LOSE THE BALL, RIVER DANCE, DRIBBLE, FANCY MOVE, ANOTHER FANCY MOVE, ELECTRIC SLIDE, DRIBBLE, LOSE THE BALL, FANCY MOVE, OLE, FANCY MOVE, DRIBLE, LOSE THE BALL, FLOP, FLOP, AND FLOP AGAIN, SIESTA. WHEW! GREAT FUTSAL PLAYER. BLUE'S CLUE, WE'RE NOT PLAYING FUTSAL. JOKER AND RATFINK SAID IT EARLIER AND SUMMED IT UP PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD. JOKER SAID DTS HAS SOME STUDS. I AGREE. TOP 99S? YES. WRONG COACH? YES. SHAME ON YOU PARENTS FOR FALLING FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE ORGANIZED TEAM RULE BOOK. BLUE'S CLUE #2, RUN AWAY FROM TEAM THAT IS COACHED BY DAD. WHAT'S THAT I HEAR? TICK, TICK, TICK, BOOM!

RATFINK/WHAT?/GODZILLA...ETC:
DTN

Very talented team but many problems. Arrogant parents. Parents complaining too much to Gall, vying for playing time. Parents not liking cousins from South. Parents not liking bb position. Parents not liking kids didn't make COE. Parents fighting amongst each other, not talking to one another. See a common theme here? Parents have biggest egos in U12, and that may cost this team in the long run.
CMON...You complained about arrogant parents...you are the worse in this 99 age group. You think bb is so good but too bad don't even made it for 1st team in ODP..LOL that's why you are here talking all this crap about other kids.You have a big ego may cost bb in the long run
DTS

Banjo boys from the South were brought down to earth by big brother. Coach only worried about one thing, his own kid, and that has hurt team. Parents mad, but for different reasons. Will team have a bench by the end of the season? Maybe North comes to the rescue and sends half of its bench to six flags.
Parents mad for diffent reason...are you one of them? did you get a ride to six flags2? hope so "Banjo boys" don't need any of your crap.They will not even let you in @ six flags..no no no not even a free rid...LOL Jelousy cause your bb can't make the robot dance/mexican dance? etc? did Jesse Diaz trainning was not good enough? enligth me plse...LOL
ANDRO

Can kids overcome quadpolar leader? Eventually kids will learn the ML system, but team is lacking soccer players. Handful will leave, question is, how many from DTN take the leap of faith. Team has large potential, but hard to reach upside with micro manager.
mmmmm....upset cause bb didn't make the team bk in July....now you get if off on Xman...that's funny. Don't think ML like twinky winky
SOLAR RED

Team looks to have some players with talent. Larger kids with some speed as well. This is not a top D1 coach however and it shows. They win some surprise games and lose gimmies. Solar needs to find a winning formula quick or soon enough they will not figure into the 99 mix.
are you saying the formula is YOUr bb???? that's funny...to funny NOPE coach doesn't like you either...LOL
FCD

New coach is decent at figuring what other teams are trying to do and adapting, but scheme will only work for so long. Ties will not do much in the end. Similar to Figo in many ways. I see them losing more in the 2nd half of the season. No scorers and coach can only do so much.
hm sweet hm.....LOL

BARCELONA

Latin players started off strong but are fading fast. They will surprise every now and again but will finish bottom half. Once teams figure out who their two or three players are, it's over. Dirty play will only get you so far.
don't blame kids cause yours it's tooo small...scare of the big boys????great team have some problems just like a normal 99 team...lol
TITANS/COMETS

Decent defending teams but lack much pop when it counts. Titans will finish above Comets, Gunners, and Solar Blue but that's about as far as it gets. Will couple solid players be satisfied as 2nd tier teams? How will they attract talent?
are you thinkin about about changing colors...bb boy will look good in blackgood
SOLAR BLUE

Not much going on here. Loss of a couple key players to Barcelona seriously hurt this team. One strong mid fielder is not enough anymore.
you don't like this team at all...not a lot to say. good team will endup in D1 with Adrian's help.
GUNNERS

Bye bye Miss American Pie. The coach drove the Chevy to the Levy. The promises are not panning out, so give the kids their releases coach.
how about what???

Ya'll are some funny folks. Who knew kid's soccer could be filled with so much drama? Someone needs to get some...sooon! Might I suggest a good wine, gentle music and light-hearted, casual conversation.

score? wrote:RATFINK/WHAT?/GODZILLA...ETC:
DTN

Very talented team but many problems. Arrogant parents. Parents complaining too much to Gall, vying for playing time. Parents not liking cousins from South. Parents not liking bb position. Parents not liking kids didn't make COE. Parents fighting amongst each other, not talking to one another. See a common theme here? Parents have biggest egos in U12, and that may cost this team in the long run.
CMON...You complained about arrogant parents...you are the worse in this 99 age group. You think bb is so good but too bad don't even made it for 1st team in ODP..LOL that's why you are here talking all this crap about other kids.You have a big ego may cost bb in the long run
DTS

Banjo boys from the South were brought down to earth by big brother. Coach only worried about one thing, his own kid, and that has hurt team. Parents mad, but for different reasons. Will team have a bench by the end of the season? Maybe North comes to the rescue and sends half of its bench to six flags.
Parents mad for diffent reason...are you one of them? did you get a ride to six flags2? hope so "Banjo boys" don't need any of your crap.They will not even let you in @ six flags..no no no not even a free rid...LOL Jelousy cause your bb can't make the robot dance/mexican dance? etc? did Jesse Diaz trainning was not good enough? enligth me plse...LOL
ANDRO

Can kids overcome quadpolar leader? Eventually kids will learn the ML system, but team is lacking soccer players. Handful will leave, question is, how many from DTN take the leap of faith. Team has large potential, but hard to reach upside with micro manager.
mmmmm....upset cause bb didn't make the team bk in July....now you get if off on Xman...that's funny. Don't think ML like twinky winky
SOLAR RED

Team looks to have some players with talent. Larger kids with some speed as well. This is not a top D1 coach however and it shows. They win some surprise games and lose gimmies. Solar needs to find a winning formula quick or soon enough they will not figure into the 99 mix.
are you saying the formula is YOUr bb???? that's funny...to funny NOPE coach doesn't like you either...LOL
FCD

New coach is decent at figuring what other teams are trying to do and adapting, but scheme will only work for so long. Ties will not do much in the end. Similar to Figo in many ways. I see them losing more in the 2nd half of the season. No scorers and coach can only do so much.
hm sweet hm.....LOL

BARCELONA

Latin players started off strong but are fading fast. They will surprise every now and again but will finish bottom half. Once teams figure out who their two or three players are, it's over. Dirty play will only get you so far.
don't blame kids cause yours it's tooo small...scare of the big boys????great team have some problems just like a normal 99 team...lol
TITANS/COMETS

Decent defending teams but lack much pop when it counts. Titans will finish above Comets, Gunners, and Solar Blue but that's about as far as it gets. Will couple solid players be satisfied as 2nd tier teams? How will they attract talent?
are you thinkin about about changing colors...bb boy will look good in blackgood
SOLAR BLUE

Not much going on here. Loss of a couple key players to Barcelona seriously hurt this team. One strong mid fielder is not enough anymore.
you don't like this team at all...not a lot to say. good team will endup in D1 with Adrian's help.
GUNNERS

Bye bye Miss American Pie. The coach drove the Chevy to the Levy. The promises are not panning out, so give the kids their releases coach.
how about what???

I have a dog that's half pitbull, half poodle. Not much of a guard dog, but a viscious gossip.

Stop trying to find out who we are, it makes no difference. Even if you or GO99 knew the identities of half these people, it wouldn't change the facts. But for the sake of entertainment, we can play the game.

Fact 1; RatFink/Godzilla/What are not the same people, guaranteed.
Fact 2; Your bb does not even play D1, so why do you care so much?
Fact 3; You keep sucking up to Solar Red, explain why?
Fact 4; It is too easy to figure out who you are, and you are on the wrong track.
Fact 5; Coming soon.

Speedy Gonzales wrote:

plantit wrote:

How did I get drug into this ? Speedy: it's been more than 4 hours . Shouldn't you be less worried about being the U.N of the board and more concerned about seeking medical attention?

You were convenient because you've posted so many humorless inappropriate topics. I'm not sure what you mean about "more than 4 hours" and "seeking medical attention". Please, enlighten me.

Come on Speedy! Figured you for a smart whip but I guess I have to send ya a road map.

Late night commercial break usally involving 2 older people trying to rekindle their passion. Now is that inappropriate? or should I throw in the words erection, boner, hard-on to live up to my name?

btw guys, this thread delivers..please keep up the entertainment.

hookem wrote:btw guys, this thread delivers..please keep up the entertainment.

See speedy, someone has a sense of humor. Not everyone has a Harvard persona. Some people have actually removed the stick up their arse and can laugh alittle.

plantit wrote:

Speedy Gonzales wrote:

plantit wrote:

How did I get drug into this ? Speedy: it's been more than 4 hours . Shouldn't you be less worried about being the U.N of the board and more concerned about seeking medical attention?

You were convenient because you've posted so many humorless inappropriate topics. I'm not sure what you mean about "more than 4 hours" and "seeking medical attention". Please, enlighten me.

Come on Speedy! Figured you for a smart whip but I guess I have to send ya a road map.

Late night commercial break usally involving 2 older people trying to rekindle their passion. Now is that inappropriate? or should I throw in the words erection, boner, hard-on to live up to my name?

No need for medical attention there, buddy. A gentle breeze is all it takes. How did I go from the guy saying What?'s attempt at humor was not suit worthy to the guy with a stick up my arse? I recognize your attempts at humor. I just don't think you are funny. I'll laugh when you actually dazzle us with some humor.

hookem wrote:btw guys, this thread delivers..please keep up the entertainment.

Long time, no hear, Hookem. Where have you been? Why'd you change your avatar? They drop out of the top 25 for the first time this century and you abandon 'em? Are you going to do the same with the Gunners?

Speedy Gonzales wrote:

plantit wrote:

Speedy Gonzales wrote:

plantit wrote:

How did I get drug into this ? Speedy: it's been more than 4 hours . Shouldn't you be less worried about being the U.N of the board and more concerned about seeking medical attention?

You were convenient because you've posted so many humorless inappropriate topics. I'm not sure what you mean about "more than 4 hours" and "seeking medical attention". Please, enlighten me.

Come on Speedy! Figured you for a smart whip but I guess I have to send ya a road map.

Late night commercial break usally involving 2 older people trying to rekindle their passion. Now is that inappropriate? or should I throw in the words erection, boner, hard-on to live up to my name?

No need for medical attention there, buddy. A gentle breeze is all it takes. How did I go from the guy saying What?'s attempt at humor was not suit worthy to the guy with a stick up my arse? I recognize your attempts at humor. I just don't think you are funny. I'll laugh when you actually dazzle us with some humor.

Speedy the lawyer walks into a bar with this huge duck under his arm. He sets the duck up on the bar and tells the bartender 2 beers please. The bartender turns to him and says " We don't serve pigs in here". Speedy says. " You idiot , thats no pig thats a duck". Bartender says " I was talkin to the duck "

HOW"S THAT.

The breeze thing , Kinda like Reggie Hammond . Are you telling us you were in the poky

Speedy Gonzales wrote:

hookem wrote:btw guys, this thread delivers..please keep up the entertainment.

Long time, no hear, Hookem. Where have you been? Why'd you change your avatar? They drop out of the top 25 for the first time this century and you abandon 'em? Are you going to do the same with the Gunners?

Speedy beat me to the punch. Speak to us Hookem, what's up with the Gunners these days?

plantit wrote:
Speedy the lawyer walks into a bar with this huge duck under his arm. He sets the duck up on the bar and tells the bartender 2 beers please. The bartender turns to him and says " We don't serve pigs in here". Speedy says. " You idiot , thats no pig thats a duck". Bartender says " I was talkin to the duck "

HOW"S THAT.

The breeze thing , Kinda like Reggie Hammond . Are you telling us you were in the poky

Much funnier but wholly unoriginal. At least before you were trying to be original. Now you're just plagiarizing. Do I need to define that for you. How's that for a Harvard persona with a stick up my butt? Never been in prison, but I'm sure you could tell us all a thing or two about that.

Speedy Gonzales wrote:

hookem wrote:btw guys, this thread delivers..please keep up the entertainment.

Long time, no hear, Hookem. Where have you been? Why'd you change your avatar? They drop out of the top 25 for the first time this century and you abandon 'em? Are you going to do the same with the Gunners?

naw, still flying the colors. Love my team in wins or losses. Changed avatar to inspire a little love. To add, I really like Bob and always have.

Gunners, well, let us just say my bb and the gunners parted ways after last season. You could say he returned home.

btw..we have upgraded our double wide..lol

RatFink wrote:

score? wrote:RATFINK/WHAT?/GODZILLA...ETC:
DTN

Very talented team but many problems. Arrogant parents. Parents complaining too much to Gall, vying for playing time. Parents not liking cousins from South. Parents not liking bb position. Parents not liking kids didn't make COE. Parents fighting amongst each other, not talking to one another. See a common theme here? Parents have biggest egos in U12, and that may cost this team in the long run.
CMON...You complained about arrogant parents...you are the worse in this 99 age group. You think bb is so good but too bad don't even made it for 1st team in ODP..LOL that's why you are here talking all this crap about other kids.You have a big ego may cost bb in the long run
DTS

Banjo boys from the South were brought down to earth by big brother. Coach only worried about one thing, his own kid, and that has hurt team. Parents mad, but for different reasons. Will team have a bench by the end of the season? Maybe North comes to the rescue and sends half of its bench to six flags.
Parents mad for diffent reason...are you one of them? did you get a ride to six flags2? hope so "Banjo boys" don't need any of your crap.They will not even let you in @ six flags..no no no not even a free rid...LOL Jelousy cause your bb can't make the robot dance/mexican dance? etc? did Jesse Diaz trainning was not good enough? enligth me plse...LOL
ANDRO

Can kids overcome quadpolar leader? Eventually kids will learn the ML system, but team is lacking soccer players. Handful will leave, question is, how many from DTN take the leap of faith. Team has large potential, but hard to reach upside with micro manager.
mmmmm....upset cause bb didn't make the team bk in July....now you get if off on Xman...that's funny. Don't think ML like twinky winky
SOLAR RED

Team looks to have some players with talent. Larger kids with some speed as well. This is not a top D1 coach however and it shows. They win some surprise games and lose gimmies. Solar needs to find a winning formula quick or soon enough they will not figure into the 99 mix.
are you saying the formula is YOUr bb???? that's funny...to funny NOPE coach doesn't like you either...LOL
FCD

New coach is decent at figuring what other teams are trying to do and adapting, but scheme will only work for so long. Ties will not do much in the end. Similar to Figo in many ways. I see them losing more in the 2nd half of the season. No scorers and coach can only do so much.
hm sweet hm.....LOL

BARCELONA

Latin players started off strong but are fading fast. They will surprise every now and again but will finish bottom half. Once teams figure out who their two or three players are, it's over. Dirty play will only get you so far.
don't blame kids cause yours it's tooo small...scare of the big boys????great team have some problems just like a normal 99 team...lol
TITANS/COMETS

Decent defending teams but lack much pop when it counts. Titans will finish above Comets, Gunners, and Solar Blue but that's about as far as it gets. Will couple solid players be satisfied as 2nd tier teams? How will they attract talent?
are you thinkin about about changing colors...bb boy will look good in blackgood
SOLAR BLUE

Not much going on here. Loss of a couple key players to Barcelona seriously hurt this team. One strong mid fielder is not enough anymore.
you don't like this team at all...not a lot to say. good team will endup in D1 with Adrian's help.
GUNNERS

Bye bye Miss American Pie. The coach drove the Chevy to the Levy. The promises are not panning out, so give the kids their releases coach.
how about what???

I have a dog that's half pitbull, half poodle. Not much of a guard dog, but a viscious gossip.

Stop trying to find out who we are, it makes no difference. Even if you or GO99 knew the identities of half these people, it wouldn't change the facts. But for the sake of entertainment, we can play the game.

Fact 1; RatFink/Godzilla/What are not the same people, guaranteed.
Fact 2; Your bb does not even play D1, so why do you care so much?
Fact 3; You keep sucking up to Solar Red, explain why?
Fact 4; It is too easy to figure out who you are, and you are on the wrong track.
Fact 5; Coming soon.

Go99 doesn't care who half these people are so again not sure why I am in the post. If it was important to me I would have already hacked this board and found out but didn't, won't, and don't care. Beside if you didn't love/hate me so much you wouldn't keep bringing me up.

I don't see what the big deal is. Everbody knows anything you put online is completely anonymous and 100% true. I think go99 is one hell of a guy BTW, and his BB whew! Now thats one hell of a player.

sorry I'm back...had to take my meds2 like U...you're not the only ones one meds...LOL
I have a dog that's half pitbull, half poodle. Not much of a guard dog, but a viscious gossip.
(keep it inside cause godzilla may be hungry & eat it)

Stop trying to find out who we are, it makes no difference. Even if you or GO99 knew the identities of half these people, it wouldn't change the facts. But for the sake of entertainment, we can play the game.
I'm not trying to find out who you'll are I KNOW...I never sd is just one person but you are twins.for you knowledge twins think alike...don't trying to change any facts just adding some more.Fact 1; RatFink/Godzilla/What are not the same people, guaranteed.agreeFact
2; Your bb does not even play D1, so why do you care so much? who cares if my bb doesn't play D1 that's your big ego again all D1...I'm just here posting for fun...
Fact 3; You keep sucking up to Solar Red, explain why?
Fact 4; It is too easy to figure out who you are, and you are on the wrong track. who cares who am I...now you are the one who wants to find out????
Fact 5; Coming soon. I'll be waiting...

Wait, I'm confused. Who am I? Do I even have a kid that plays in the 99 age group? What day is this? Where am I? What time is lunch? How long have I been here?

Speedy Gonzales wrote:Wait, I'm confused. Who am I? Do I even have a kid that plays in the 99 age group? What day is this? Where am I? What time is lunch? How long have I been here?

I'm with you on this one! I come from work to see this!!!!!!!

go98not99 wrote:I don't see what the big deal is. Everbody knows anything you put online is completely anonymous and 100% true. I think go99 is one hell of a guy BTW, and his BB whew! Now thats one hell of a player.

Thank you GoNot I hear your BB is doing good this year too. I like the way you think. . If this thread could go back to soccer like the good old days that would be soo cool. Nah probably not. Good to see you posting on the boards though GotNot. The more brilliant minds on the boards the better I always say.

soccer23 wrote:

Axxman wrote:Do we have another lawyer in the house? I actually just see the comedy in what What is posting. It's obviously meant to be funny and take it for what it's worth. Funny how people see lawsuits out of just about everything. Speedy, anything you want to go after What on?

No law degree required to see the slander in those statements. Easy enough with a high school diploma. And, like I said it is simply inappropriate in all regards.

Some things just aren't funny. At the top of that list are child predator jokes. Just my opinion--although probably shared by some others.

And, . . . thus the reason this kind of "joking around" is not funny. No matter what you say, how you spin it, who all "knows" you were kidding etc. it is never funny.

NTX Soccer Coach Arrested on Child Porn Charges

http://www.txsoccer.info/general-soccer-discussion-f2/ntx-soccer-coach-arrested-on-child-porn-charges-t2332.htm#25000

I read that earlier and if it turns out to be true, that is one sick puppy!