crazyET wrote:finish1 wrote:Plantit, love how your property comes before the little wifey and Jr. I'm sending CrazyET to your house in his 4 wheel drive to chew up your lawn!
So now we all have 4 wheel drive vehicles? I'm beginning to think you've never been to this part of the state. Tyler's downright cosmopolitan. We even have lectricity, runnin water, indoor plumin, and the like. I believe it was Plantit that said we were all too busy datin our cousins to ever cuss but I haven't dated my cousin in years. We stopped datn when she left me standn at the altar on our weddn day cuz she got drunk on moon shine and had that one night stand with my brother for the fourth time. That was enuf fur me.
Seven posts in and you are becoming a seasoned veteran. Obviously Crazy ET aced sarcasm 101. Down right
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But since your a newbie I will give you a little example of comedy genius . GIT out ur notbuk pensel and paper.
Pay a tench on I'll go reel S L O W
An example of the "selective reading " that takes place on this board.
By Plantit.
Plantit: " A pink elephant sits on a marshmellow and plays drums with ninja swords.
Response:
There he goes again telling us all what a great ninja Figo is.
Well he can't hold a candle to the #1 ninja of all time.
He didn't say he was a ninja , he said he was a great drummer.
Well figo's no Tommy Lee who happend to play in the #1 rock and roll band of all time .
Then as a drummer he must suck.
Speaking of "sucking" did ya catch Pam Anderson in that boat movie?
So, Plantit says Figo is now shagging Pam Anderson?
Thats the way I read it.
Why is Figo pink?
Well he may be a developemental drummer, but when it comes to guitar he sucks.
He didn't say he was a elephant, he said he was a ninja, and a tatoo artist.
Ya, where do you think Tommey Lee got all those tats ?
Why is figo pink?
Look, can he play the guitar are not?
I don't care how well Plantit, thinks Figo ,can play the guitar. I don't like him cause he hates marshmellows.
Well he can act better than Pam anderson . Have you every seen his hand shaking routine?
Thats why he's pink, he hates shaking hands with Tommy Lee.
No, it's cause his hands were sticky from cleaning up a smashed marshmellow, Where a ninja was sitting playing the drums for Pam Anderson.
Or was it the guitar.?
I heard he doesn't like shaking hands cause he was the captain on the boat ,where the movie took place.You know captains ? fish guts.
So, Figo plays guitar for the rock band Fish?
They must suck cause there not #1
Speaking of "sucking " did I mention Pam Anderson.
Ya ,she's got this cute little tatoo, of a pink elephant, on her ass cheek . Plantit said Figo told him.
